Look at this game cover. Really look at it. For longer than 4 seconds. Why does anyone look the way they do? They are all drawn so unnaturally. What is Blaze doing? Is she flying. And what is she wearing? She doesn’t wear that in the game. And Max doesn’t even look like himself here. Why is he bald? And is he going on a jaunty stroll? Skate looks like every GI Joe I ever had that I made do the splits too many times and his legs broke so he got stuck that way. His expressionless face is really lending to the atmosphere. Axel seems to be the only one enjoying himself and he looks like a beast on a bender. Hey, how did the guy in the brown vest get hit to end up in the position he’s in? He’s doing a gainer.
I love this game.